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Pawky, dry, highly intellectual and bitingly satirical.. And yes, hilariously funny! Scotland, her peoples, her cultures and her social institutions endearingly mocked and lambasted by arch comedians Scotland The What? This CD gathers twelve wonderful performances dating from 1979 through to 1995, each just as funny as the last.

1. Santa's Phone Call (1983)
In which an enterprising shopkeeper (Mr Robertson) respectfully suggests some suitable Christmas gifts for a Very Inportant Child.

2. The Hundred Fiddlers (1988)
In which the entire cast celebrate the joy of participating in a very special kind of music making.

3. Retirement (1995)
In which two veteran bowlers (Mr Robertson and Mr Hardie) reveal different views on what life has to offer in the geriatric lane.

4. Columbus (1995)
In which Mr Donald identifies the individual who is solely responsible for the scatter-gun onslaught of American Culture on this country.

5. The Sleeper (1979)
In which Mr Robertson suffers and Mr Hardie relishes a nocturnal journey.

6. Mastermind (1988)
In which the learned question-master of TV's best known quiz show (Mr Hardie)is surprised and ultimately shocked by an eridite contestant (Mr Robertson).

7. City Of Culture (1988)
In which a somewhat raunchy Glaswegian (Mr Donald) bemoans one side-effect of his city's new found status as a cradle of artistic activity.

8. The Beechgrove Garden (1979)
In which Mr Hardie and Mr Robertson presume to impersonate Scotland's two greatest ever television stars.

9. Press Conference (1984)
In which a redoubtable Aberdeen councillor (Mr Hardie) responds with aplomb to some testing questions on his Council's plans for the 21st century put to him by an assorted collection of media hounds (Mr Robertson).

10. Rowantree (1984)
In which Mr Donald joins forces with the late Lady Nairne to present what might described as a sweet song.

11. Moderator (1984)
In which the spirit of John Knox Lives as the Moderator of the General Assembly (Mr Robertson) delivers a powerful sermon to a distinguished, and in parts regal, congregation in Crathie Parish Church.

12. Farewell To Auchterturra (1986)
In which to Mr Donald's sensitive accompaniment, an Auchterturra resident (Mr Robertson) gently dampens the nostalgic glow of a distant exile (Mr Hardie).

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Dual Layer DVD, plays worldwide, NTSC and PAL

If you're invited to a Ceilidh and don't know the dances then this is the DVD for you. Step by step instructions with a caller. First the more difficult steps and figures are demonstrated, then the dance is walked through and finally danced by the Northbeat Ceilidh Dancers. The caller is Karin Ingram and music is by the Stuart Anderson Scottish Dance Band.

1. Gay Gordons
2. St Bernard's Waltz
3. Dashing White Sergeant
4. Canadian Barn Dance
5. Eva Three-step
6. Strip the Willow
7. Pride of Erin Waltz
8. Eightsome Reel
9. Military Two-step
10. Virginia Reel


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A showcase of pipe band music from around the world, featuring the top groups and several recent World Champions.

Disc One:

1. Victoria Police Pipe Band (Reels): Back in Black/Mhorag/Advance to the East/Thunderhead/Ca' the Ewes/A Glass of Beer/Rakish Paddy/Paddy's Epic Journey
2. Field Marshal Montgomery Pipe Band (Hornpipes) : Stevie's First Bar/The Three Devils
3. Scottish Power Pipe Band. (4/4 Marches): Garb of Old Gaul/The Music of Spey/ Lord Lovat's Lament
4. Royal Ulster Constabulary. (Medley): Robert's Pipes/Reggie's Foot/Prelude No 2/Hornpipe/Prelude No 2/Snug in a Blanket/Gigue's Prelude No 2/Prelude No 2 Reprise
5. Victoria Police Pipe Band: Up an' Adam
6. Boghall & Bathgate Caledonia Pipe Band (2/4 Marches & Brass): The Armistice of 1918/Abbeyfields/Loch Leven Castle
7. Western Australia Police Pipe Band (Air) : Top Deck in Perth
8. Dalewool Auckland & District Pipe Band (Strathspeys & Reels) : An Cota Ruadh/ Fiddlers Joy/ Marion & Donald/The Bath Reel/The Lintie
9. Dysart & Dundonald Pipe Band. (2/4 Marches & Slow Air) :A Mans a Man/Corn Rigg/Aye Love Nae Lassie But Yin/ Rantin' Rovin' Robin/Star O' Rabbie Burns
10. The Pipes & Drums of 3rd Bn. The Black Watch (RHR) and the Band of 51 Highland Brigade: The 42nd March (Wha Saw the 42nd)/Farewell to 3rd Black Watch (1999)
11. Oban Pipe Band. (4/4 Marches) : Scotland the Brave/The 51st Highland Division/Flett from Flotta/ Lord Lovat's Lament
12. Western Australia Police Pipe Band: The Mist Covered Mountains
13. Scottish Power Pipe Band. (MSR): MacNeils March/Atholl Cummers /McAllister's Dirk
14. Victoria Police Pipe Band. (Reels & Hornpipe) : Airlie's Big Day/Madame Bonaparte/Pump the Thump
15. The Pipes & Drums of 3Bn. The Black Watch (RHR) and the Band of 51 Highland Brigade: Torry Loon
16. Rbt Wiseman Dairies Vale of Atholl Pipe Band. (Strathspey & Reel): Piper's Bonnet
17. The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. (MSR): The Young MacGregor/The Shepherd's Crook/The Smith of Chilliechassie
18. Dalewool Auckland & District Pipe Band. (Air, Hornpipe & Jigs): Erin Shore/Tommy Hunt/Callum and the Princess/Oldershaws Jig

Disc Two:

1. Victoria Police Pipe Band. (MSR) : Lord Alexander Kennedy/Atholl Cummers /Mrs McPherson of Inveran
2. The Pipes & Drums of 3rd Bn. The Black Watch (RHR) and the Band of 51 Highland Brigade. Forfar Bridie/Atholl Highlanders/Bonnie Dundee
3. Dysart & Dundonald Pipe Band. (Jig, Waltz & Hornpipe): The Fallen Stag/ Fulmar's Flight /P/M G Allan
4. The National Youth Pipe Band of Scotland : Lochanside
5. Victoria Police Pipe Band. (Medley) : Shoshanna's Lullaby (Air)/Caberfeidh. (Strathspey) /Cronin's Reel. (Reel)/ Mrs MacLeod of Raasay. (Reel)
6. Simon Fraser University Pipe Band. (MSR) : Lord Alexander Kennedy/The Caledonian Society of London/John McKechnie
7. Los Angeles Scots Pipe Band. (Traditional): Scotland the Brave/Rowan Tree
8. Royal Ulster Constabulary (Jigs): Nameless Jig/A Dram Before You Go
9. Scottish Power Pipe Band. (Gaelic Air & Jigs) :Sailing With a Heavy Heart/The Broken Chanter/The Braes of Mellinish
10. Boghall & Bathgate Caledonia Pipe Band: Eddie the Penguin/ Skippiwizakjwi/Brendan Murphy's Jig/The Green Ivy
11. Victoria Police Pipe Band. (Jigs): Out of the Air/The Slick Diamond Back/Adrian's Obsession
12. Polkemmet Grorud Pipe Band. (Slow Air & Reels): Kiss the Children/Gillian's Reel/Snake Hips/The Mercury Sweep
13. The Pipes & Drums of 3rd Bn. The Black Watch (RHR) and the Band of 51 Highland Brigade: Scotland the Brave/Black Bear/Highland Laddie
14. Western Australia Police Pipe Band. The Battle of Waterloo/Roses of Prince Charlie/Lord Lovat's Lament
15. Royal Ulster Constabulary. (3/4 Marches): Green Hills of Tyrol/The Battle's O'er/Lochanside
16. Oban Pipe Band. Amazing Grace.
17. The National Youth Pipe Band of Scotland. (Jig & Hornpipes) : The Grinder/Duncan Johnstone/Orlando Tango
18. Western Australia Police Pipe Band: Waltzing Matilda/Auld Lang Syne

Over 2 hours playing time

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Over 77 minutes of laughter and song from George Donald, Buff Hardie and Stephen Robertson. Fantastic Doric humour.

1) Old Meldrum Sports
2) Our Glens
3) The Baillie
4) You’re the Top
5) The Wedding Guests
6) The Band
7) Big Nose
8) Trans-Buchan Airways
9) Ice Cream
10) The Will
11) The Ashvale
12) Bruce & the Spider
13) Auntie Flo’s Tune
14) Hospitals

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A showcase of KRL artists, from albums recorded over the previous 30 years. Scottish and Irish groups, pipers, Gaelic and Scots song.

Disc One

1. The Old Blind Dogs : The Bonnie Lass O’Fyvie
2. Tannas : O Ho Na Ribeannan/Sean Truibhas/Faca Tu An T-Sabhaidh
3. Jonny Hardie & Gavin Marwick : Sandy Broon’s/ The Gallery/Last Orders/The Blue Lamp
4. Stevie Lawrence: The Comet Jig/Kevin’s Celtic Chasm/The Academy Boys
5. The Iron Horse: The Earl Of Moray/The Gift/ The Conclusion
6. Anna Murray: Lady In The Bottle/Old Hag You Have Killed Me/Price Of The Pig
7. Coila : Takashi’s Dawn
8. JSD Band: The Spanish Lady
9. Canterach : The Highland Brigade at Magersfonteir
10. Oige: Green Grasses Grow Bonnie
11. Cythara : For Ireland I’d Not Tell Her Name
12. Ross Kennedy & Archie McAllister: Bay Of Storms
13. Albanachie: The Kerry Polka/ Trip To Sligo /Wellington’s Advance
14. Kinnell: Slow Air
15. Whirligig: Fayne Would I Wed /Giles Farnaby’s Dreame
16. Mick West : Road To Dundee
17. JCB with Jerry Holland: Amy’s Waltz
18. Chris Armstrong: The Barachios Reel/Two Tenor Pop

Disc Two:

1. Ian F Benzie: I’se The B’y
2. Angus Lyon & Ruairidh Campbell: Boo’s Jig/ Ellie’s Reel
3. Tabache : Helen Of Kirkconnel
4. Drop The Box : Wings (On The Wings Of A Scorie)
5. The Hudson Swan Band: Beinn Chabhair
6. Wendy Wetherby: Hybrid Reel/Unknown Reel /The Haggis/Captain Roy
7. Coinneach: The Back Room/Burnt Toast
8. Ingrid & Allan Henderson: The Wee Fiddler’s Reel/ The Rough Bounds Reel/Craig’s Pipes Reel
9. Rory Campbell & Malcolm Stitt: Field of Bells
10. Gaberlunzie: Broom O’Cowdenknowes
11. Train Journey North : Faca Sibh Mairi Nighean Alasdair
12. The Keltz : O’Carolan’s Dream
13. Green: The Marie Celeste
14. Angus Lyon : 9/8’s, Stuck in Port Askaig/Cold Chips
15. Cannach : The Black Bog Jig/Dubford Dubs/Miss Sheila Houston/The Walking Duvet
16. Elise MacLellan : Buachaille Etive Mor
17. Deirdre Cunningham : Cry From The Heart

OVER 2 HOURS PLAYING TIME

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This DVD is playable only on machines which support the PAL format. Region 0 (worldwide).

Against a backdrop of the Highlands, Transatlantic Sessions 3 brings together the best of Nashville, Ireland and Scotland to perform what has been called “the greatest backporch shows ever”.

Music co-directors on the series, produced by Pelicula Films, are Jerry Douglas, who has worked with Nashville’s greatest names, and Scotland and Shetland’s own fiddle virtuoso Aly Bain MBE. They have assembled a special array of musicians and performers to play duets and set pieces in the atmospheric location of Strathgarry House near Killicrankie in the Perthshire Highlands.

DVD recording from the latest BBC TV series, featuring collaborations between artists from North America, Ireland and the UK. Artists include Aly Bain, Jerry Douglas, Joan Osborne, Iris Dement, Julie Fowlis, Fred Morrison, Michael McGoldrick, Eddi Reader, Donald Shaw, Sharon Shannon, Karen Matheson and Phil Cunningham.

Programme One

Sophie's Dancing Feet / Andy Brown's Reel-Aly Bain With Jenna Reid & Donal Lunny
St. Teresa-Joan Osborne With Donal Lunny
The Lakes Of Pontchartrain-Paul Brady
The Drummers Of England-Russ Barenberg
Puirt-A-Beul (Mouth Music): I Bhi A Da / 'S Ioma Rud A Chunna Mi / Cha Teid Fionnlaigh A Dh'eige / Cairistion Nighean Eoghainn-Karen Matheson With Donald Shaw
The Open Door-Darrell Scott
The Swedish Jig / Untitled Jig-Sharon Shannon With Jim Murray & Gerry O'Connor

Programme Two

Lil' Ro Ro / Little Martha / A Monkey Let The Hogs Out-Jerry Douglas
Back To Earth-Eddi Reader With Tim O'Brien
You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive-Darrell Scott With Karen Matheson
Hector The Hero-Jenna Reid With Aly Bain
Biodh An Deoch Seo An Laimh Mo Ruin (The Drink Would Be In My Love's Hand)-Julie Fowlis With Jenna Reid & Donal Lunny
Garden Valley-Cara Dillon With Sam Lakeman
Woo'd An' Marrit An' A' / Up Da Stroods Da Sailor Goes-Aly Bain With Jenna Reid & Bruce Molsky

Programme Three

Through The Gates-Russ Barenberg
Holy Waters-Joan Osborne With Iris Dement & Bruce Molsky
The Neck Belly Reels-Sharon Shannon With Gerry O'Connor & Jim Murray
The Blackest Crow-Bruce Molsky With Julie Fowlis
Rainbow-Paul Brady With Eddi Reader & Karen Matheson
Crucan Na Bpaiste 'Lament For Katie' (Burial Place Of The Children)-Karen Matheson With Donald Shaw
The Crossing-Tim O'Brien


Programme Four

Sir Aly B-Jerry Douglas
Oganaich Uir A Rinn M'fhagail 'Spinning Song' (O Noble Youth Who Has Left Me)-Julie Fowlis With Donal Lunny & Bruce Molsky
He Reached Down-Iris Dement With Joan Osborne & Bruce Molsky
Frank McConnell's Three Step-Phil Cunningham With Aly Bain
Look Down That Lonesome Road-Tim O'Brien
The Streets Of Derry-Cara Dillon With Paul Brady & Sam Lakeman
Farewell To Uist / The Lochaber Badger / Rip The Calico-Fred Morrison With Michael McGoldrick, Donal Lunny & Jerry Douglas

Programme Five

St. Anne's Reel-Aly Bain With Jerry Douglas, Russ Barenberg & Todd Parks
One More Chance-Karen Matheson With Darrell Scott, Tim O'Brien & Donald Shaw
Swan Lk 243-Catriona MacKay
Don't Try To Please Me-Paul Brady With Cara Dillon, Tim O'Brien & Darrell Scott
Bothan Airigh Am Braigh Raithneach (The Sheiling On The Bracken Brae)-Joan Osborne With Bruce Molsky
Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends-Joan Osborne With Bruce Molsky
Shove The Pig's Foot A Little Bit Further Into The Fire-Bruce Molsky With Sharon Shannon & Jim Murray

Programme Six

Half Past Four-Bruce Molsky
Aye Wauken-O-Eddi Reader With Karen Matheson & Paul Brady
Brother Wind-Tim O'Brien With Darrell Scott
Sophie's Lullaby-Aly Bain With Jerry Douglas, Todd Parks & Donald Shaw
P Stands For Paddy-Cara Dillon With Paul Brady & Sam Lakeman
Shattered Cross-Darrell Scott With Paul Brady
Sail Away Ladies / Walking In The Parlour-Michael McGoldrick With Donal Lunny & Bruce Molsky

Bonus Tracks

Eleanor Of Usen-Phil Cunningham With Aly Bain
There's A Whole Lot Of Heaven-Iris Dement With Bruce Molsky
The Kansas City Hornpipe / Jarlath's Tune-Fred Morrison With Bruce Molsky



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Not only a brilliant accordion player, but as shown here an all-round musician, songwriter and composer, although he leaves the actual singing to some of the finest including Eddi Reader, Arthur Cormack, Kathleen MacInnes and Bruce Guthro.

1. Martyn In Mind
2. The Soldier's Lullaby
3. Lewis Love
4. Rester Fort, La Nouvelle Orleans
5. 'S Barail Leam
6. Atchafalaya Morn
7. Taladh An Iasgair
8. Acadie Sing Me Home
9. Ceitidh Fiona's Waltz
10. Keep The Ceilidh Funky
11. Mabou Nam Mile Baidh
12. The Hot Damn Special
13. Tonn Nan Deur

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Format: All zones, PAL

Teaches basic dance steps and formations and 34 dances:

1. Duke Of Atholl's Reel
2. Hamilton House
3. Hooper's Jig
4. Machine Without Horses
5. Monymusk
6. Shiftin' Bobbins
7. Wild Geese
8. De'il Amang The Tailors
9. Montgomeries Rant
10. Sugar Canie
11. Round Reel of Eight
12. Flowers Of Edinburgh
13. Petronella
14. Circassian Circle
15. Lea Rig
16. The Sailor
17. Maxwell's Rant
18. Reel Of The 51st Division
19. J.B. Milne
20. Neidpath Castle
21. Postie's Jig
22. Mrs MacLeod
23. Triumph
24. Duke Of Perth
25. Silver Tassie
26. Fergus McIver
27. Mairi's Wedding
28. College Hornpipe
29. White Heather Jig
30. Miss Milligan's Strathspey
31. General Stuart's Reel
32. Trip To Bavaria
33. Bees Of Maggieknockater
34. Duchess Tree.

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Now available!
Release November 2007.

"Bagpipes with attitude and Drums with a Scottish accent"

1. WE WILL ROCK YOU (Queen)
EYE OF THE TIGER (Survivor)
THE CLUMSY LOVER

2. THE CHILLI TIME !
YOU'RE THE VOICE (John Farnham)
THE CHILLI TIME

3. SMOKE ON THE WATER (Deep Purple)
THUNDERSTRUCK (AC/DC)
UPSIDE DOWN AT EDEN COURT

4. CELTIC BOLERO

5. JAZZ BADGER

6. FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

7. GETTING JIGGY WITH IT - THE PIG JIGS

8. IN THE GROOVE - GROOVY 4/4's

9. 100 CHILLI PIPERS
ROCKIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD

10. THE DARK ISLAND

11. HEY JUDE (The Beatles)
THE MASON'S APRON

12. THE LOST

13. THE HILLS OF ARGYLL Live

14. VOODOO CHILD - CHILLED (Jimi Hendrix)

15. CLOCKS (Coldplay)

(Plus a wee Bonus Track !!)


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Format: All zones, PAL

How to do 13 popular ceilidh dances.

1. Gay Gordons
2. Circle Waltz
3. Canadian Barn Dance
4. St. Bernard's Waltz
5. Strip The Willow
6. Military Two-step
7. Pride Of Erin
8. Highland Scottische
9. The Lancers (with written instructions/diagrams)
10. The Steps
11. Dashing White Sergeant
12. Eightsome Reel
13. Highland Fair
14. Come Under My Plaidie

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